Bring Him Back: Mike

We all know what the million dollar question is in this shortened offseason. Where will He land? The man that could lead his team to the promised land? He is a man with a jumper as deadly as a sniper rifle, and a face up game that is unrivaled in the National Basketball Association. Fans from all over the country cheer and applaud at the simple sound of his name. His red hair and headband look has become a symbol synonymous with winning. He was a key component on a title-winning Celtics team, along with a Bulls team that made a very impressive run to the Eastern Conference Finals. He's made Mark Jackson go "Mama, there goes that man!" more times than any man in NBA history, and caused Stacy King to lose 150 pounds, finally making Michael Jordan the current-lyfattest Chicago Bull from the 1990's.

The man I talk about? The White Mamba, the Red Hairing of the Hardwood, Brian Scalabrine!

Why is this man important to the Bulls? (NBA Draft analyst voice) "Well, he's a high energy guy, and can hit the open shot." I call garbage on this. He is more than that. He is an inspiration. Any man that can average less than a minute a game, yet still get MVP chants in every arena in America deserves to stay with his team. His merchandise sales should be through the roof! You have no idea how many Brian Scalabrine jerseys I have seen across the Central Illinois area. I have seen hundreds. The fans love the man, and who could blame them? What is more loveable than a player who, although he barely plays, is unanimously considered the GOAT? Bring back Scal. He is more important to the Bulls right now than Derrick Rose or any other player. The team needs him. The fans need him. I need him. Lets get him a new contract so the Bulls can go out there and finally prove they have what it takes to win the NBA Championship.